A Lannister always pays his debts
Tyrion Lannister, the youngest brother of Cercei and Jaime Lannister, son of Tywin and Joanna.People call me the Imp or the Halfman, but I really prefer not to.
My muse has amnesia. What would you tell them about their relationship with your’s to try and get them to remember?
We could sheep shift Lord Desmond’s bed. You cut a little hole in his mattress and you stuff sheep dung inside. Then you sew up the hole and make his bed again. His room will stink, but he won’t know where it’s coming from.
;outofarrows: One of the edits of last night’s episode I really enjoyed.
maimedlion asked: I will find myself in King's Landing once more again soon, dear brother.
I am more than glad about that. When you didn’t show up in Blackwater, I thought you’d never come.
Anonymous asked: a link to your Jaime, joffrey and cersie?
//oh sure I’ll make that on my page as well. but I don’t really have one Joff (1 the one I can find atm)and one Cersei…(1, 2)
but I am open to more Jaimes, Cerseis etc, as long as we keep a plotline or something //
asxixlike asked: I'm sure you enjoy her, she must be a tighter fit than those bitches before. [He smiles brightly.]
Well, you’ll never really know, my sweet nephew.
asxixlike asked: How are your new chambers, Uncle?
I am enjoying them, of course, with my new lovely wife.
